Teen Queen Smackdown By Lizzie Grubman PR Staff

Though teen queens Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan may be bitter rivals, they’ll probably both agree not to use the services of Lizzie Grubman Public Relations after reading the new issue of Stuff magazine. Asked who could use a Paris Hilton style sex-tape scandal, Grubman’s employee Kelly Brady responded, “Hilary Duff. She’s so boring to me. I want her to do something crazy, because they keep saying she’s this big star, but I don’t see it. I see her as a plain Jane with a lot of eye makeup. I think she needs to go out more and wear less clothes.” Millie Monyo, another Grubman employee, was asked for some juicy celebrity dish. “I hear Lindsay Lohan does drugs,” Monyo responded. “I didn’t see her in the bathroom, but it’s been said that she’s in the bathroom with her credit card a lot. Who knows what she’s doing there.”