Teenager Packin’ Heat

A blind item in Billy Masters’ Filth2go.com column asks, “Could it be that a certain young’un is packin’ heat? That’s the word from folks on the road with the sun-kissed boy, who tell me he’s definitely no angel. Oh brother, I’m quaking in my boots! Before he hit his stride, he had a stylist pick him up a pistol that he carries with him at all times. Personally, I never thought he was all that, but insiders say he’s actually a pretty sweet kid – aside from the gun. But I’m told that having a firearm is not unusual for a teenage boy from his locale. Honey, just put on the AC and chill.”