The 2003 GOOF Awards

Richard Roeper of The Chicago Sun-Times is handing out his 2003 GOOF Awards for “the most scandalous, shameful, sinful and silly personalities of the 12 months just gone by.” Amongst those awarded with GOOFs (Greatly Overexposed and Overhyped Fool) are , Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, , Ben Affleck and , and Britney Spears. On Britney, Roeper says, “OK, so she’s a calculating little sexpot who has yet to create one lasting piece of pop culture outside of her light-porn videos and imitation-lesbian awards show appearance, but she’s not a mean kid and she doesn’t hold herself up as a role model, and she seems a little lost, so the GOOFs will honor her only with a nomination and not the championship trophy.”

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7 thoughts on “The 2003 GOOF Awards

  1. niceg says:

    How can they miss out the BIGGEST Goof of all time – Mental Mariah! He should give her the #1s achievement award of the decade. She has more flop singles and albums in a row than anyone.

  2. BadAss4Backstreet says:

    ^^I think that’s Britney…… Anywho….I totally agree with this “award”…..the whole skeptical was irritating!

  3. crunked says:

    Bennifer Lopez: Once upon a time, Ben Affleck had a pretty exciting career going in Hollywood, what with the Oscar for co-writing “Good Will Hunting,” and his credible performances in films such as “Bounce” and “Changing Lanes.” Now the guy’s in danger of becoming a permanent punch line, due to his ridiculously overexposed romance with Jennifer Lopez, who drags him along on shopping trips, scolds him for tipping too much at the blackjack table and has him dressing like a “90210” version of P. Diddy. After courting the media for months, Bennifer called off their wedding at the last minute because they feared the media attention would turn the sacred event into a circus. Hey, ya live by the tabloid, ya die by the tabloid. As of this writing, they’re still together and still not married. In the meantime, “Gigli” is now on video, with no deleted scenes, no director’s or actors’ commentary, no “making of” documentary, no nothing. It’s just the video version of a movie that grossed $6 million at the box office and elicited some of the most vicious reviews this side of “Swept Away.” However, the GOOFs retain a soft spot for Affleck because he’s a good poker player and a serious baseball fan, and we also tend to give Lopez a break just because she’s such a refreshing throwback — a real glam-o-rama diva. Who’s more interesting, J. Lo with all her diamonds and demands, or Jennifer Garner in her jeans and ponytail, fetching her own latte? ahahah this is so true! J.Ho should be #1 on that list because she is the most irritating and overrated B*tch in the entertainment industry!

  4. babet says:

    the whole bachelor thing is so beneath my radar I don’t think anyone even notices them anymore. Britney should have won the goof award. she’s got more publicity than anyone about the most pointless things…..and one of them is her album.

  5. breez says:

    “OK, so she’s a calculating little sexpot who has yet to create one lasting piece of pop culture outside of her light-porn videos and imitation-lesbian awards show appearance,” Haahahaa! How very true.

  6. jimmypee says:

    aww, poor Flopney, she’s such a joke to everyone everyone is seeing her for the pathetic, overhyped fool that she is. that must burn. mwahahahaha.

  7. meteora says:

    haha, Kelly Osbourne deserves it but I don’t think she was overhyped though, public doesn’t care for her. Anyway, did anyone see MTV EMAs? When she made that remark about Christina being a sad pathetic person and everyone started booing her, she almost cried. God I was laughing so hard

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