The 2003 Sixy Awards

The New York Post’s Page Six handed out their annual ‘Sixy’ Awards. Included were Jessica Simpson, who won the ‘Sixy Watt Bulb Award’ for leading the trend of “stoopids” on TV this year, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan for ‘Sixiest Catfight’, Britney Spears for ‘Sixy More Reasons Not To Date Fred Durst’, Ben Affleck for ‘Sixy Ways to Leave Your Lover’ after “desperately trying to get out of his marriage to Jennifer Lopez,” and *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake, for ‘Six Cents on the Dollar Award’ after the singer “tried to pay for his party of eight to play all night at a San Francisco bowling alley with two tickets to his concert.”