The Bad News Following Michael Jackson’s Acquittal

Jay Leno joked about Michael Jackson’s acquittal during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night. “Kinda slow news day. Did anything happen today? Good news for Michael Jackson, not guilty on ten counts! The bad news – he’s going to Disneyland,” Leno said. “I tell you Michael Jackson was so happy with the verdict, when he got back to the Neverland Ranch, he gave all the cleaning monkeys the rest of the day off. … Well it’s over. Thank God. Now Michael can go back to just being a regular guy. Watch the game, have a brewskie.”