The Car Most Likely To Crash

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety came out with its top safety tips, and 13 cars made the list. You know what the car most likely to crash is? Anybody know? Lindsay Lohan’s. Yeah, that’s the car most likely to hit the wall. … Well, it happened again! Lindsay Lohan was in another crash, this time in London. She crashed a car. This is her fourth crash in 18 months. In London, which doesn’t make sense. I mean, she’s used to driving on the other side of the road. You’d think she’d be fine.”

Lindsay Lohan’s London Car Crash

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan drove through a red light and smashed into a police car in London. Lindsay apologized saying, ‘I’m not used to crashing on the wrong side of the road’.”

Man Arrested For Sending White Powder To Celebs

Carson Daly joked during his ‘Last Call’ monologue on Tuesday night, “This was a frightening story that I read. A man last week was arrested for mailing more than a dozen threatening letters containing white powder to celebrities. In fact, Lindsay Lohan was pretty upset she didn’t receive one.”