The Downside Of Jewel’s Fame

“I’m armpit height” Jewel groused to The New York Post, explaining the downside of when fans put their arms around her for pictures. She shy singer also has a fear of stalkers. At recent meet-and-greet, Jewel got nervous when a fan tucked her into his armpit and whispered, “I’ve been wanting to get you in my chair.” S&M images popped into the panicked singer’s head until the fan continued, “Let me explain… I’m a dentist.” The explanation may not have helped much, since Jewel has said in the past, “I’m not just a country hick, I’m a country hick with bad teeth. I’m not gonna fix my teeth yet.”