The Perfect Supreme Court Nominee

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “As you know, Sandra Day O’Connor is retiring from the Supreme Court, and now a number of special interest groups are trying to pressure President Bush’s selection for Supreme Court nominee. Some want — they want Bush to nominate another woman. Some want a man. Some want an African-American. Some want a caucasian. You know what that means? You know who the perfect nominee is? Michael Jackson. He’s black, he’s white, he’s male, he’s female.”


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| Posted on July 8, 2005 at 2:14 am in Humor

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