The Real Stupid Girls

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Pink may claim the honor of singing the tune, but it doesn’t mean she has the IQ level to propel to that of a normal human being. Stupid women in pop industries are often the most entertaining to watch and ironically, they are always also the loudest when it comes to showing their lack of brain cells.

1) Pink – Now Pink may be lamenting about “where did all the smart people go” in her new song, but she definitely is not that much wiser than the girls that she so passionately made fun of in her video. Wasn’t this the same Pink who paraded herself as a hooker in the “lady Marmalade” song a couple of years ago, and now taking the hypocrite route and pointing fingers at everyone else. When she was interviewed, Pink would inevitable take the tired route of reciting slogans like “men would hope that I shut up” , and maybe that’s the one advice she should take.

2) Reese Witherspoon – I know she’s not in pop music but heh, this chick is so dumb that she deserves a mention after all. In an interview, she proudly proclaimed that her grandmother did not fight for women rights for women of this generation to act like airheads. Funny that it came from a chick who made her career from movies with classical lines like, “like, like, where is the mixer?” Reese may not be legally blonde, but she is certainly illegally stupid.

3) Paris Hilton – This is an easy one. Other than breathing, making passable porn and spending a ton of cash, this Hilton belongs in the disposable bin. Heh, life is never fair, and though she is not a brainiac, she would probably be the first to be able to afford a brain transplant.

4) Lindsay Lohan – In actuality, it is not fair to place Lindsay here, considering the fact that she’s still a baby and toddlers, in general, do not have the mental capacity of an adult. But, with the amount of noise she’s making, we decided to make an exception.

5) Christina Aguilera – This is the ultimate dumb ass. While chameleons are known to change the color of their skin to deceive their attackers, Christina changes her ethnicity to deceive her foolish fans. Once upon a time, she was a little valley girl que se convierte a una Latina pura, and yo yo yo , I am a soul queen from Harlem ya all, and finally a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She has always been “real”. A poor man’s Britney, a gay man’s Marilyn Monroe and a stupid man’s Madonna, Christina will continue her non-nonsensical ranting about racial equality, feminism, blah blah blah just to show she has passed elementary school. Her fights with virtually all her competitors (in which she initiated a vast majority of them) demonstrated the amount of goodwill in that hollow soul, and the layers of make up on her face, make one wonders how she manages to get lucky when she has none of them on. A note to her fans, look for her latest album in the discount bin.

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6 thoughts on “The Real Stupid Girls

  1. astrange1 says:

    A few problems with the list. You seem to include people (Pink, Reese, Christina) on the list for parts they played or personas they used during a video and not for who they are. Xtina might be a slut but that doesn’t make her stupid. You even admitted she was pulling a fast one on her fans so how does that make her stupid? Reese played a dumb blonde IN A MOVIE but that has nothing to do with real life. As for the “Lady Marmalade” video a few years back, you seem to have omitted the fact that this came from the movie “Chicago” which was about burlesque theatre. They were playing burlesque performers in the 1930s. Perhaps you are too stupid to know what that means? As for Lindsay, she does seem a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but most of her problems probably come from her screwed up family life. Paris is the only genuine article on your list. And how in the world did you miss such genuine morons as Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson?

  2. galleta says:

    Why didn’t you include yourself on that list and exclude Reese, Pink and Chris and why isn’t Jessica mentioned. You need to do some more research because your points are shallow and vague and not true in the cases of Reese, Pink and Chris.

  3. ScorpionMan says:

    I think Jessica Simpson is scum. She completely acts brain dead for the cameras, no one can be that dumb! And no way should Pink be on top of this list, Paris is all over it. Paris is a feminists worst nightmare!! My stupid girls list: 1. Paris 2. Jessica 3. Britney 4. La Lohan 5. Ashlee Simpson

  4. Nukleo says:

    The ultimate airhead is Mariah. What makes her worse then all the other girls is that she’s old, just about 40 but speaks like she twelve. The other girls are young and stupid but Mariah is old and really stupid, she’s never said anything intelligent in an interview and probably only thinks of cupcakes, rainbows, butterflies, cheese and bacon all day long.

  5. mandysdandy says:

    Why isn’t media whore Britney on the list? As a matter of fact she should be number one. Not only did she sacrifice her “career” by marrying a gigolo, but now she’s got another baby in the oven. Her figure was all she had to offer. All the current Hollywood gals have completely overshadowed Brit in terms of popularity. She made her bed and now she should lie in it. What a stupid girl. At least Christina still has a career ahead of her.

  6. No goddess says:

    I agree Christina is the worst Marilyn Monroe wannabe she’s having an identity crisis.Christina used to be natural now with the fake boobs,nose ,fake blue contacts and platinum hair she’s fake.I think she must know by now she really looks like Snookie or Hatchet face from cry baby.

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