Pink may claim the honor of singing the tune, but it doesn’t mean she has the IQ level to propel to that of a normal human being. Stupid women in pop industries are often the most entertaining to watch and ironically, they are always also the loudest when it comes to showing their lack of brain cells.
1) Pink – Now Pink may be lamenting about “where did all the smart people go” in her new song, but she definitely is not that much wiser than the girls that she so passionately made fun of in her video. Wasn’t this the same Pink who paraded herself as a hooker in the “lady Marmalade” song a couple of years ago, and now taking the hypocrite route and pointing fingers at everyone else. When she was interviewed, Pink would inevitable take the tired route of reciting Spice Girls slogans like “men would hope that I shut up” , and maybe that’s the one advice she should take.
2) Reese Witherspoon – I know she’s not in pop music but heh, this chick is so dumb that she deserves a mention after all. In an interview, she proudly proclaimed that her grandmother did not fight for women rights for women of this generation to act like airheads. Funny that it came from a chick who made her career from movies with classical lines like, “like, like, where is the mixer?” Reese may not be legally blonde, but she is certainly illegally stupid.
3) Paris Hilton – This is an easy one. Other than breathing, making passable porn and spending a ton of cash, this Hilton belongs in the disposable bin. Heh, life is never fair, and though she is not a brainiac, she would probably be the first to be able to afford a brain transplant.
4) Lindsay Lohan – In actuality, it is not fair to place Lindsay here, considering the fact that she’s still a baby and toddlers, in general, do not have the mental capacity of an adult. But, with the amount of noise she’s making, we decided to make an exception.
5) Christina Aguilera – This is the ultimate dumb ass. While chameleons are known to change the color of their skin to deceive their attackers, Christina changes her ethnicity to deceive her foolish fans. Once upon a time, she was a little valley girl que se convierte a una Latina pura, and yo yo yo , I am a soul queen from Harlem ya all, and finally a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She has always been “real”. A poor man’s Britney, a gay man’s Marilyn Monroe and a stupid man’s Madonna, Christina will continue her non-nonsensical ranting about racial equality, feminism, blah blah blah just to show she has passed elementary school. Her fights with virtually all her competitors (in which she initiated a vast majority of them) demonstrated the amount of goodwill in that hollow soul, and the layers of make up on her face, make one wonders how she manages to get lucky when she has none of them on. A note to her fans, look for her latest album in the discount bin.