The Resistance Asks Jessica Simpson To Join Them

After receiving international attention for criticizing Jessica Simpson’s new sex charged video ‘These Boots are Made for Walking’, spokesperson for The Resistance, John Conner, is asking Jessica to join them in their mission of exposing what they call the September 11th cover up, and in the fight against the New World Order. “Let’s turn this lemon into lemonade” Conner said in a press release. “I think this is a great opportunity for Jessica to use her celebrity to help expose the lies and cover ups surrounding the September 11th inside job,” explained Conner. “Now that she’s familiar with The Resistance, I hope she picks up a copy of The Resistance Manifesto and learns the truth about that tragic day, and how elements within our own government planned, and allowed the attacks to happen as a pretext for war.”