The Resistance Asks Jessica Simpson To Join Them

After receiving international attention for criticizing ’s new sex charged video ‘These Boots are Made for Walking’, spokesperson for The Resistance, John Conner, is asking Jessica to join them in their mission of exposing what they call the September 11th cover up, and in the fight against the New World Order. “Let’s turn this lemon into lemonade” Conner said in a press release. “I think this is a great opportunity for Jessica to use her celebrity to help expose the lies and cover ups surrounding the September 11th inside job,” explained Conner. “Now that she’s familiar with The Resistance, I hope she picks up a copy of The Resistance Manifesto and learns the truth about that tragic day, and how elements within our own government planned, and allowed the attacks to happen as a pretext for war.”

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11 thoughts on “The Resistance Asks Jessica Simpson To Join Them

  1. galleta says:

    OMG…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..does Jessica even know who the President is…lol or what his role is in the government. I wonder if Jess knows what CIA stands for…lol…. boy are they barking up the wrong tree.

  2. JLOVER101 says:

    As if Jessica was the best person to help them do any of this. Do you really think that after having compared Tuna to Chicken or stating so very wisely that buffalos don’t have wings on national TV anyone is going to take her seriously about a matter of such importance? Granted everyone slips from time to time, but I wouldn’t take political advice from someone who has ridden the wave of fame by simply making a few “dumb” statements.

  3. AFStud501 says:

    Jessica is a BIG FAT Republican… she would not dare go up against Pres. Bush…

  4. yelenerz says:

    I’m sure once Jessica learns to read, she’ll pick up the Resistance Manifesto. But right now she is working her way through the Elmo books.

  5. astrange1 says:

    Oh this is hilarious – right-wing Christians trying to expose the coverup committed by other right-wing Christians. Having grown up with fundie types, I was already aware these clowns eat their own.

  6. popfan_23 says:

    Are they kidding? First they criticize her and demand that she reshoot her video, then they ask her to join forces with them? What a bunch of idiots

  7. popfan_23 says:

    ummm… maybe you’re the one out of the loop, Jess was just at a White House affair’, ‘Plus George Bush is from Texas, as is Jessica, and believe me that means alot

  8. ihatehilary says:

    isn’t the resistance a christian group? and aren’t all Christians for bush just because of his bigot ignorant moral values?? this confuses me! i can only imagine how it’ll confuse poor Jess!

  9. twistedpsykko says:

    so…they say all this bad stuff about her video, try to get her to reshoot it and now they’re trying to turn this lemon into lemonade? do they really think she’s that stupid? actually come to think of it maybe she is. but then if they know she’s stupid why would they be trying to get her of all people to expose the government’s lies and cover ups? god, i’ll never figure those crazy fundies out. *shakes head*

  10. jazzprofounder says:

    The statements she made about the Chicken of the Sea and the buffallo wings were obviously her airhead moments, we all have moments like those sometimes. I don’t think she’s as dumb as she makes it out to be, i think she just doesn’t think what she says before she says it. I truly believe that is the type of person she is sometimes, she doesn’t ALWAYS act dumb in front of the camera.

  11. GuardDiva16 says:

    the whole organization of the resistance is bullsh** omgosh who the hell would believe that the government organized all that and killed all those people just to start a war? I’m calling BULLSH**

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