The Tale Of Two Noses

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday, “Michael — he is weird, isn’t he, Michael? See this today? He was spotted — he was flying on the Concorde — you know, that real fancy plane — from London back to the United States. He’s wearing a face mask, accompanied by a puppet in the seat next to him. He rented a — on the Concorde, what’s a seat for that? 5 grand? A puppet by the name of Pinocchio sitting next him. How strange does that look? Pinocchio’s nose keeps getting bigger and bigger. Michael’s keeps getting smaller and smaller.”