The VMA’s, A Spectacular Gala Event Of A Lifetime

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What do you think about when you think of the VMA’s in all of its color and its spectacular red carpet with a parade of botox faced, plastic nosed, and Barbie doll busted celebrity beauties bringing peace on earth on this exciting night!

The world wouldn’t be the same without the VMA’s. They bring the true meaning of the word CHARITY. They give away moon men, which symbolizes truth, and with that they offer beauty into this world called Hollywood. Everybody on here remembers sitting in the audience, wanting to win an award, but fails to win one, but at the end, she thinks to herself, “It’s better to be just inches away from touching this moon man than to not having reached close to it at all.” Bless Britney’s heart, she will make it to the mountain one day.

Everybody can remember the time when Christina Aguilera was on the stage and looked sooo happy, and thinking to herself, “Can I go home now? I want to cherish this moon man in the comfort of my home, and with my fans.”

Everybody can remember the time when Madonna was dancing in the wedding dress singing like a virgin, thinking to herself, “I am going to rule the world and will one day represent the Britney’s and Christina’s that will come along in the future when I’m old and kissing them both on stage and still being the most powerful woman in the world because I’m Madonna.”

Everybody can remember how many awards Destiny’s Child, Britney, Christina, *NSYNC, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst, Eminem, etc. have earned last year, the year before that, the year before that, the year before that, the year before that, the year before that, and well, yeah the year before that (at the moment now I cant remember who won what and how many).

Everybody remembers what Christina, Britney, Beyonce, and everyone else wore at their first VMA’s and their last VMA’s, that’s why it’s the VMA’s. Everybody on here remembers everything about the awards, which is why all of you love the VMA’s and are looking forward to it, I can tell. It’s so great that all of you feel the same way I feel when I say that the VMA’s are a spectacular gala event of a lifetime that’s the most memorable thing that will ever happen in your life.

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