The Wisdom Of Jessica Simpson

Contributed by bookmarker:

E! Online features some classic Jessicaisms and their philosophical translations.

“Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?”
The Situation: Upon finding that the house she and husband have moved into suffers from a severe lack of live-in help, Jessica begins asking the serious questions–grammar be damned!
The Profound Lesson: One of the most difficult things in life for most people is to admit they can’t do something. Or simply don’t care to do it. Jessica sees the dirty clothes on the floor, the clutter and mess growing in the house and takes the bull by the horns. She looks for someone else who can handle it.

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7 thoughts on “The Wisdom Of Jessica Simpson

  1. LiLGrrl3369 says:

    This is old news from either the first show or the second. What about one of the later shows when she was offered a buffalo wing and declined because she “doesn’t eat buffalo”

  2. rachel says:

    of course the Britney fans can’t comprehend the article!!!!!!!!! Haha they have pea sized brains too, it basically saying Jessica is spoiled and dumb and she should quit making excuses for her incompetence. I have to admit that Jessica is a bit smarter than Britney which is very scary and sad!

  3. XtinaFan says:

    Ha ha Jessica is so funny to watch because she is such a dumb blonde!

  4. JtSbabygurl013181 says:

    There really isn’t any point to this article, but I think Jessica Simpson might actually purposely make herself look stupid, because that is like the only funny part of the show is when she is RETARDED!, so I dunno if she actually has the iq of a rock, or she just acts like she does, because I saw the episode….”i don’t eat buffalo” and “is this chicken or tuna” so I dunno but she seems pretty retarded!!,but I still like the sweetest sin, I think its a really good song!!but her significant other ((nick)) song SUCKS so bad its not even funny!!! well love always

  5. PandaBear2003 says:

    The point is to make FUN of Jessica but in a POLITE way. Showing she’s too stupid to see that he’s attacking her.

    WHAT LANGUAGE are you speaking? Jessica is not smart enough to play this dumb especially since the people who attended the newest taping of Oprah which will air the week of Oct 12, JESSICA STATED she really HAD NO IDEA about the tuna bit so that’s not PLAYING dumb that IS dumb.

  6. JnChrisFan1 says:

    I hate to admit it, but Jessica does bring the stereotype for dumb blonde, but I love the girl…..she says the dumbest stuff like “they have holes in their head” (referring to the dolphins in Hawaii), “I don’t eat Buffalo” again referring to Buffalo Wings which is Chicken, “There was mouses in the pole” referring to a mouse in their pole that was dead but the correct term is mice, or stuff like playing a question game camping and saying that she would rather have I believe it was a body of a 30 year old then the brain (intelligence) cause you don’t have to be bright……stuff like that just kills me but that’s still my girl, I still love her

  7. LiLGrrl3369 says:

    I guess. But knowing her, this guy could walk up to her and tell her flat out she’s stupid and she probably wouldn’t get it.

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