The World According To Simon Cowell

‘American Idol’ co-host Ryan Seacrest had the unenviable job of profiling Simon Cowell, from Mr. Nasty’s own perspective. Seacrest read Simon’s prepared text calling him “becoming America’s newest sex symbol” and advised ladies “if you’re looking for an extremely handsome, incredibly intelligent, ridiculously witty, fabulously wealthy lad, then listen up ladies: Simon is single and without a doubt the most popular guy in the entire world.”