This Just In… Britney Spears Not A Virgin

Earlier tonight on CNN’s Live from the Headlines, host Anderson Cooper broke into his broadcast with the following light-hearted breaking news: “And this just handed to me: Britney Spears is no longer a virgin. That’s right. Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea, according to her interview with ‘W’ magazine, singer Britney Spears has — I repeat — has had sex. Only, however, with Justin Timberlake. Of course, we’ll continue to follow this story and bring you all the details as we get them.”