Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, “You probably saw in People magazine last week. Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck — they’re the hottest new couple. According to the tabloids, Ben Affleck told friends that every time he kisses Jennifer, he hears fireworks. Ben, that’s not fireworks. That’s Puff Daddy, he’s shooting at you.”
Jay later joked, “According to New York Post, Madonna is thinking about writing a children’s book. Apparently, this wouldn’t be the first thing she’s written. No, she’s put out a number of children’s books, but not as successful. But she’s got another one coming out. This is the first book she did. This is ‘Snow White Does The Seven Dwarfs.’”