Timbaland tells the New York Daily News that “The boy band thing is over.” Still, he has high hopes for *NSYNC’s centerpiece Justin Timberlake. “Justin’s album is too crazy,” he said. “The stuff I did for him is Michael Jackson all over again.” Timbaland is producing Justin’s debut solo effort.
Britney Impersonator Dating Justin Impersonator
June 24, 2002 – Tom Hogue of The Hamilton Spectator profiled Britney Spears impersonator Kristal Miller who just happens to be dating a guy named Tyler Gifford, who performs as Justin Timberlake in an *NSYNC tribute band. Tyler’s father Grant Gifford said of his son’s girlfriend: “She sings better than Britney. If anything, the Britney thing will hold her back.”
Jacko Returns On Concorde With Pinocchio Puppet
June 19, 2002 – The Mirror blasted Michael Jackson after his brief trip to England where he visited the House of Commons and Exeter City FC. On his flight back home to New York, Jacko took his seat on Concorde “wearing a pathetic mask and silly shades” and “next to him was his Pinocchio puppet which has clearly replaced the late, great chimp Bubbles in loser boy’s affections.” The Mirror sniffed, “Just do us a favour Jacko – don’t ever come back.”
Jacko Laugh Blows He And Chris Tucker’s Cover
June 19, 2002 – Star magazine reports Michael Jackson recently sneaked into a showing of the ‘Star Wars’ flick in Los Angeles with pal Chris Tucker. The pair tried not to be noticed, but their cover was blown when Jacko did one of his tee-hee’s very loudly.
Sony Reportedly Refers To Jacko As ‘Needlenose’
June 18, 2002 – On Flo Anthony’s Gossip to Go segment on K104, she reports Sony has responded to Michael Jackson’s blasting of the label as well as it’s chief Tommy Mottola by supposedly calling the pop legend “Needlenose.”