Timberlake Advises Bush On Iraqi Prisoner Abuse Apology

Satirical website The Spoof reports President Bush apologized for the abuse scandal after taking an urgent phone call from famed celebrity apologist, Justin Timberlake. The *NSYNC star told Bush, “Just deny any knowledge of it and say you are really sorry if what happened offended anyone. Then, say you stick by Janet. Oh, I mean Rummy. And go about your business as usual.” Read more.