Toilet Seat Story Labeled ‘Ridiculous’ By Affleck Flack

Jeannette Walls of MSNBC.com spoke with a spokesman for Ben Affleck after the report that he had purchased a jewel encrusted toilet seat studded with rubies, sapphires, pearls and a diamond, which were are all coated in plastic, so as not to cause friction to fiance Jennifer Lopez’s behind. Affleck’s spokesman laughed. “That’s ridiculous,” he said. “Consider the source.” Asked if he was denying the story, he repeated, “Consider the source.”