Top 5 Reasons Paula Abdul Drink Too Much

Paula Abdul visited ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ on Monday (April 10), and provided her “five really important reasons why I drink too much.” The ‘American Idol’ judge said, “Number five, I have to go hunting with Dick Cheney next weekend. Number four, well, heck, let’s face it, last time I won a a Grammy, Bill and Hillary were still sleeping together. Number three, I’m too damn short. Jay, number two, ‘dem cocktails is nice. The number one reason why I drink too much, you ready? Simon just proposed.” She then clarified, “Well, now, you do know everything I just said is not true. I mean, obviously, I’m kidding, and that’s how I deal with things when I hear crazy rumors that usually start with late night talk shows.”