Traffic Back-Up

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “I tell ya, I was almost late for work this morning. The freeway dead-stopped, because of a car stalled in the middle lane. Yeah. Turns out, George Michael slumped over the wheel. That’s all it was. … I guess he’s starting his American tour. Do you know about this? Again — again, in London, for passing out stoned in his car. This is all part of London’s very strict ’15 strikes and you’re out’ law.”