Tuna + Jessica Simpson = Chicken

spoke with Chaunce Hayden of Metro Channel’s ‘Naked New York’ about the shocking moment of her ‘Newlyweds’ reality show, which challenged the existence of the singer’s taste buds. “I hate to admit it, but yes, I swear to you, I really thought Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken,” she said. “That’s how I really think.”

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11 thoughts on “Tuna + Jessica Simpson = Chicken

  1. jazzprofounder says:

    LOL, man this girl just makes such simple things such a challenging thing in her brain!!! It’s tuna, gosh, don’t need to be a scientist (or a chicken) to know that!

  2. justincaseyestwo says:

    To be that dumb is one thing, but to actually admit to the world that you are that dumb is almost an incomprehensible level of stupidity. At this point I am not sure that her’s is a marriage that is going to last. Her husband doesn’t strike me as the type who will live with that for many years. But, then, he DID marry her. How could she have hidden this????? The way he looks at her now is a look like “WHAT THE HELL DID I DO”?

  3. bookmarker says:

    Jessica Simpson, the worlds only living BRAIN DONOR!

  4. muzik_luver says:

    haha that was so funny when I saw that on the show! I was like Woah she is a major ditz….If I were as dumb as her and such a spoiled brat, I would have NEVER agreed to do a TV show and let the entire world see how dumb, spoiled and ditzy I am!

  5. PandaBear2003 says:

    Well she could hide it because Nick didn’t move into the house till April 2003 to start taping the show. I mean really if they had been living together 6-7 months wouldn’t he not be so damn surprised by her stupid comments? He isn’t because their marriage is in name only.

    Only someone that stupid would not realize they are that stupid and therefore feel they have nothing to hide. If she had any brains she’d know she’s a moron and then get on her dad’s back when he told her to do the show.

  6. justincaseyestwo says:

    Ooh, PandaBear, you’re right. They didn’t live together so what he really knows of what little brains she has came AFTER they married. What a ditz and right now I don’t know which one I’m speaking of. I DO know that he won’t be able to take a lifetime of “Chicken of the Sea” comments etc.

  7. SunChick says:

    I can’t believe that Jessica Simpson actually wants that Newlywed show to air on TV. Every new episode makes her appear like a bigger dumbass than the previous one. The girl doesn’t know what tuna is, she can’t do laundry, and hell, she can’t even change the toilet paper roll. Jessica is the most sheltered girl on Earth! She doesn’t come from a rich family and she hasn’t been famous since birth. She should know how to do basic household chores. She is such a spoiled little *****.

  8. EvanescenceSucks says:

    I used to like Jessica and felt bad for her because it seemed like her record company was to blame for her not doing so well… but now I can see that she’s a completely idiot and probably carries most of the blame for her poor record sales. At least Britney and Christina are smart enough to know how to sell themselves. This girl probably can’t even tie her own shoes.

  9. PandaBear2003 says:

    No the press is making enough of the Chicken of the Sea comments so Nick doesn’t have to, but I didn’t mean they didn’t live together BEFORE They got married, I meant he wasn’t living with her in the 6 months of their so called marriage since it was mentioned on Oprah the first week of June that Nick moved his things late May, so the first episode was 7 months after the marriage. In seven months time wouldn’t you think that Jessica would have passed these stupid comments? Acted like a baby when spilling something on the floor? Any of what she did in the first episode, shouldn’t have been such a complete shocker to Nick yet everything she did shocked the hell out of him and pissed him off beyond belief. After seven months he should be used to her and she should have been better than she was because he had 7 months to change her, she was pathetic and hasn’t improved and that shows Nick hadn’t been living with her for the 6-7 months of this in name only marriage.

    LOL I am surprised she can drive a car and actually does. Figured she’d have hired her own driver once she released an album since she’s so damn lazy and doesn’t do anything for herself. I mean in US weekly she expects Nick to clean her dishes because she fixes a bowl of cereal for herself and considers that cooking. She has strange ideas of things

  10. liya492 says:

    well, she does come from a rich family. her family use to send go do charity work in Mexico. she never work to earn money. I’m not surprised that her parents are still supporting her! she bought herself a BMW at 17 years old.to celebrate her record contract with Sony. her albums sell poorly and her record label will not renew her contract that is really sure.

  11. PandaBear2003 says:

    Her family isn’t rich. Ministers don’t get paid a whole lot and Joe has stated having to borrow money from his mother and going int $30,000 debt trying to get her a recording contract. So no she did not come from money, if she did she’d have said she always had a maid picking up after her, she said she’s lived in hotels which have maids. But you’re right, she has no concept of the value of a dollar. She won’t be renewed, she will be dropped, being she doesn’t sell, she wont’ get another label, she’ll be flat broke in no time.

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