Two Men Claim Michael Jackson Didn’t Molest Them As Boys

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Two men testified this week that when they were boys and stayed at the Neverland Ranch, they were never molested by Michael Jackson. Today, Michael apologized to the boys, calling it an oversight.” Leno then asked, “You know what you call a kid who stays at Neverland Ranch and isn’t molested by Michael? A girl.”

Why We Appreciate Mom On Mother’s Day

May 11, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Did you all have a nice Mother’s Day yesterday? Mother’s Day is the day of course when we take time to thank our mom’s for not dropping us off at Neverland when you were kids.”

Sells Neverland Ranch For $35 Million

May 10, 2005 – Michael has secretly sold his Neverland Ranch for $35 million, The National Enquirer can reveal. “It hasn’t felt like his home since the police raided,” said a source. “When the trial is over he will move out the same day, one way or the other. He will never live there again.”

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