UFO Researcher: Alien Implant In J.Lo’s Butt!

Weekly World News reports UFO researcher and scientist Dr. Henrik Schenkel claims Jennifer Lopez was abducted by aliens when they inserted an undetectable microchip-like device into her rear end. Dr. Schenkel said, “My research leaves me no doubt that there is an alien implant deep in Miss Lopez’ hindquarters, most likely inserted during a UFO abduction.” He explains this is behind her meteoric rise to fame. The doctor says only a “thorough manual examination” by himself can detect the implanted device.