U.N. Inspectors Unable To Find Jacko’s Nose

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “In international news, the big story — after a day and a half of work, U.N. Inspectors still have not found a nose on Michael Jackson’s face. Yeah, they’re still looking. Trying to find it. I guess you heard, today signed a deal with the WB network to do a TV kids show called ‘Hanging With Mr. Jackson.’ That was the strangest thing, wasn’t it? And Jackson’s people said all Michael wanted to do was show his baby to his fans. Well, why did he put a towel over the kid’s head? Who does that?”

Jacko Fans Get Kicked Out Of Berlin Hotel

November 21, 2002 – KTLA had a video clip, since removed, that features much more video from Michael Jackson’s shock baby dangling incident including video that led up to the shocking stunt. They show fans being manhandled by the Berlin hotel’s security trying to get inside the hotel to see their idol.

More Views On Jacko Roll In

November 21, 2002 – More music insiders are weighing in on following his shocking baby dangling incident in Berlin the other day. “Every time you think you’ve got to the bottom of his weirdness, this guy just keeps topping himself,” Rolling Stone contributing editor Touré said. “I completely fear for his children. Child welfare should just go in there now with a regime change.” Child psychologist Sam Goldstein, author of ‘Raising Resilient Children’ commented, “Is he a fit parent? There’s a lot of reasons to question that based on his history, but we can’t jump to conclusions without knowing the facts.”

Jacko Gets Bambi Award In Germany

November 21, 2002 – shows off his Golden Bambi Award during the awards ceremony in Berlin on Thursday (November 21). He received the German Media prize for his lifetime achievement. Actress Halle Berry received the Bambi in the category International Film and German tennis star Boris Becker also was photographed with Jacko.

Uri Geller Calls Jacko’s Move ‘An Error Of Judgement’

November 21, 2002 – The New York Daily News reports psychic spoon-bender Uri Geller, defended Michael Jackson’s actions in Germany. “It was an error of judgment,” Geller said. “He was jet lagged, and he wasn’t thinking. He just wanted to show off his new son to his fans.” Meri Wallace, a Brooklyn family therapist, was critical of Jackson’s move to shielding two of his kids behind veils. “They’re going to see the world as dangerous, perhaps see themselves as hideous,” she said.

Baby Would Rather Dangle Than Be In Hotel Room With Jacko

November 21, 2002 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday, ” I think you’ve all seen this footage. Michael Jackson acting insane again. I don’t even need a joke for that. I could just come out and go, ‘He’s insane.’ There’s no reason for a joke. You all saw that thing, right? Crazy. In case you didn’t, yesterday, Michael Jackson shocked his fans by dangling his young son over the railing of a hotel balcony. Yeah. Yeah. When asked if he was scared, the child said, ‘Hey, it’s better than being in a hotel room with Michael Jackson.’ He was like, ‘You can dangle me any time you want. Don’t let me in there with that guy.'”

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