U.N. Inspectors Unable To Find Jacko’s Nose

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “In international news, the big story — after a day and a half of work, U.N. Inspectors still have not found a nose on Michael Jackson’s face. Yeah, they’re still looking. Trying to find it. I guess you heard, Michael Jackson today signed a deal with the WB network to do a TV kids show called ‘Hanging With Mr. Jackson.’ That was the strangest thing, wasn’t it? And Jackson’s people said all Michael wanted to do was show his baby to his fans. Well, why did he put a towel over the kid’s head? Who does that?”