Conan O’Brien took shots at Jacko, Britney, and Madonna during his monologue on Wednesday. For Jackson, Conan joked, “According to The New York Post, every now and then — apparently this is true — Michael Jackson puts on a disguise and goes door to door as a Jehovah’s Witness. That’s true. Yeah, and apparently he puts on a disguise ’cause more people would rather let Jehovah’s Witnesses in their home than Michael Jackson.”
As for Britney, Conan said, “This is interesting. A radio station in Chicago has decided to change their photo contest from ‘Boobies Like Britney’ to ‘Bodies Like Britney.’ They changed it. True story. Yeah, apparently, when the contest was ‘Boobies Like Britney,’ people were sending in their plastic recycling.”
As for Madonna, Conan added, “I gotta mention this last thing… very exciting celebrity news. A new biography of Madonna came out this week. I know you’re all gonna buy it. And apparently, the biography lists all the men she slept with. Yeah. Yeah, apparently, the book is called The Manhattan Telephone Directory.”