Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update joked about Michael Jackson last night saying, “It was reported that Michael Jackson has a cameo role in the ‘Men in Black’ sequel, in which he plays an alien but doesn’t wear a costume. Touche, Michael. You beat us to the joke this time.” Later they joked, “According to a new biography on Madonna, in 1991, the pop star tried to seduce Michael Jackson. I know it sounds crazy now. But, you have to remember what Jackson looked like back in 1991 [they showed a photo of a black male model]. Ha ha. I told you we’d be back, Michael.”
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Michael Jackson is having a personalized funeral. The service is by Blue Peter and the coffin’s made by Tupperware.
Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new house mate
RSPCA announcement,
wanted home for a monkey, it is very friendly, likes children and enjoys being wanked off by a white glove..
It appears that Jacko was a child prodigy on the violin.. and new DVD of early performances has been discovered called” Michael Jackson kiddie fiddler”.
Uh WTF?! You guys need lives. It’s a testament to how famous and talented Michael is because he has so many haters. Get a girlfriend. Get a pet. Collect stamps. I don’t really give a s**t, just do something more productive with your time.