What Happened To Lindsay Lohan?

Brad Hill of The Cornell Daily Sun weighed in on Lindsay Lohan Friday (November 18) in a somewhat dated editorial. Hill writes, “Remember that sweet little red head made famous by Disney and infamous for partying? She had great features, a gorgeous smile, and was probably the object of countless male-pioneered internet searches. What was her name? Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan. Since then she has been replaced by a gaunt, sickly looking girl, with bleach-fried porn star platinum blonde hair. What happened, Lindsay? It looks like you had half a pea for dinner and saved the other half for breakfast the next morning.”