What Will Michael Jackson’s Mid-Life Crisis Be Like?

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “And yesterday Michael Jackson’s birthday. 48 years old. But he still tells kids he’s only 45. He’s 48. What’s his mid-life crisis going to be like? Into even younger boys now? … Well, I saw an entertainment reporter yesterday on the news. He said ‘Michael Jackson does not look his age.’ His age? He doesn’t even look his gender. He doesn’t even look his species.”