White House ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ J.Lo Marriage Will Last

According to satirical website The Borowitz Report, as Jennifer Lopez’s marriage to pop star Marc Anthony entered its crucial fourth day, a White House spokesman said that the president was “cautiously optimistic” that the diva’s latest union would endure. “We’re all holding our breath and keeping our fingers crossed that Jennifer and Marc make it through day four without incident,” said Trent Duffy, who has been involved with President Bush’s initiatives to promote marriage.