Seattle Post-Intelligencer writer D. Parvaz played the role of Michael Jackson to write the singer’s diary entries for November 15-21. His Tuesday entry: “They seemed to love it when I waved at them, but they went nuts when I took what’s-his-name, the smallest kid, out on the balcony with me. Started daydreaming about living in another galaxy — I was king and Diana Ross was queen. Our planet, which was at the center of galaxy, was populated by chimps and intergalactic musical Munchkins. Came to and found myself dangling the little one over the railing.”
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