Why Michael Jackson Was Rushed To Hospital

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “As you know on Tuesday, Michael was rushed to the hospital with nausea, dizziness and vomiting. Apparently on the way to the courthouse his lawyers must have showed him all the evidence against him. … I was trying to see if there were any stories in the news that are not about Michael Jackson. Here’s one – NASA officials say they found possible evidence of life on Mars. No, that sounds like a Michael Jackson joke too. … According to the Billboard web site, La Toya Jackson is coming out with a new album. Hey, you know, forget Michael’s problems. Can’t we get a court order to stop this? This seems really more important.”