Will Michael Jackson Throw In The Towel?

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Well, if you’ve been following the Michael Jackson trial, you know that Michael has been comparing himself to Nelson Mandela and Mother Teresa. And at one point in the video, Michael actually says, he says, ‘If it wasn’t for the children, I’d throw in the towel.’ Or maybe he said drop the towel. I’m not sure. … Well, I guess you heard this by now. According to the video that was shown in the courtroom, Michael Jackson used chimps to clean up around the Neverland Ranch. He has a chimp dusting — isn’t that bizarre? I mean, have you ever heard of that? Have you ever heard anyone say, ‘You know your place is spotless. I need to get the name of your cleaning monkey. You know, my — you know, mine just throws feces all over the living room. I’ve got to get one that can actually dust.’”