Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Wisconsin says they may lower the hunting age to 8 years old. 8 years old to get a hunting license. An 8-year-old with a gun? Most 8-year-olds can’t even aim in the bathroom, okay? In fact, you know what you call an 8-year-old with a gun? Michael Jackson’s worst nightmare, ladies and gentlemen.”
The Vatican Hires Jackson
February 8, 2006 – David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Tuesday night, “The Vatican has hired Michael Jackson to write prayer music. Because when your church has an image problem – you call Michael Jackson! In fact he’s already been named an honorary priest.”
Footage Of Jackson In Hamburg
February 6, 2006 – Michael Jackson was videotaped in Hamburg, Germany the other day, where crowds of fans surrounded the home he was staying at. Those fans when crazy when the singer waved out a window and again when he exited. Video footage from Lulop.com has since been removed.
Jackson Employees File For Compensation
February 3, 2006 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com reports that yesterday marked six weeks since employees of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch received paychecks. Friedman writes, “I’m told that one group has already filed a complaint with the California Labor Relations Board, and another one is about to follow suit.” Read more.
‘Good Night, And Good Luck’
February 3, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “The George Clooney film, ‘Good Night, And Good Luck’, was nominated for best picture. Very happy for George on that. But you know, let me ask you something. Doesn’t that sound like something you would say to a a kid at a sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house? ‘Good night, and good luck?'”