900 Mile Drive Wearing A Diaper

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “As you know, that astro-nut Lisa Marie Nowak has been charged with trying to kidnap and murder a female NASA engineer, who was her romantic rival. She drove 900 miles from Houston to Orlando, wearing a a diaper. Imagine wearing a diaper all day without changing it. Must have felt like one of Britney Spears’ kids.”