Britney Spears Calls J.Lo

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Congratulation to she has now been married four days! In fact, this afternoon Britney Spears called her and said, ‘What’s your secret?’ …. Jennifer said it feels like the first time, a little bit like the fourth time, not as much like the eighth time. … The big rumor going around town is the reason J.Lo and Marc Anthony got married over the weekend is because she’s pregnant. So it looks like there may be a little ring-bearer on the way.”

Conan O’Brien’s Not In Re-Runs

June 9, 2004 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Over the weekend got married again. So for those of you at home – this is not a rerun.”

Sends Invites For Next Wedding

June 9, 2004 – Jay Leno joked about Jennifer’s weekend wedding to Marc Anthony during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night. Jay joked, “As I’m sure you know, Jennifer Lopez tied the knot again over the weekend. You know something, I don’t think she’s tying these knots right, they don’t seem to be holding. Maybe if she’d marry a Boy Scout or sailor, somebody who knows how to make a knot. These knots don’t seem to be taking… This was bound to happen. Now gay people are complaining that Jennifer Lopez is ruining the institution of marriage. Of course Marc Anthony, he was in a state of shock. He didn’t know it was his turn… I realize I sound a little catty. I was a hurt that I didn’t get invited. I felt kind of hurt. Then this morning I go to my mailbox and there’s my invitation. Then I looked a little closer and realized it was for the next wedding on October 8th.”

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