Britney Spears Is Better Than Christina Aguilera

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is a technically skilled singer. She’s a good vocalist. Okay, now everybody repeat that 1000 times, so we don’t have to hear that tripe ever again! Christina has a voice, and that’s it! Unlike Britney Spears, she is not multi-faceted, multi-talented or particularly artistic. It takes more than a four octave howl (and that’s all it is) to be considered a decent recording artist, much less the Queen of Pop.

May I also add that while Christina gloats about her prized pipes, not everyone even likes her voice. Some critics find her wailing downright unlistenable. Britney gets knocked so much for singing, not because she has poor vocals but because she’s not a powerhouse like some of her close rivals. And… Isn’t that a relief? One cannot live off of drippy ballads alone!

If people weren’t so thick-headed and resistant it would be plain to see that Britney is quite the full package. She is a 5 star entertainer. Her vocals are airy, but quite lovely when sung live; her dancing is effortless and captivating (you cannot quit watching her); the lyrics she writes are party perfect; she takes career-defying risks with her sound (no singing ballad after sleep-inducing ballad to the tune of a piano or guitar) and when it comes to looks she completely shuts down shop on all her pale competition.

The bottom, middle and top line is: Britney has the voice, the moves, the music and the looks. Christina has the voice. Do I really need to announce the winner?

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4 thoughts on “Britney Spears Is Better Than Christina Aguilera

  1. Amy says:

    BRITNEY is the Pop Princess!
    and Christina? obviously she’s NOT.

  2. emjay says:

    Christina is a better dancer, better singer (in my opinion because Britney has the whiny voice), and she has evolved. Britney sticks to the club/dance songs but doesn’t even have a good original club banger. Christina is all over the map and even does songs that mimic my grandparent’s era. I see a huge difference in talent between the two singers and can’t even compare Christina to Britney. Christina is head and shoulders above the rest!!

  3. Joseph says:

    Skanktina is the Flop princess.

    BRITNEY is a WAY BETTER DANCER, she’s MORE FAMOUS, she has the MOST AMAZING SONGS ever, she’s PRETTIER, she HAS SOLD MORE ALBUMS, she has her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, she has BETTER MUSIC VIDEOS and also SHE’S A POP ICON.

    Sh**ina is always a fake person

    Besides nowadays, Sh**ina has been forgotten, other artists have become more famous than her, just like Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Madonna, The Pussycat Dolls, etc.

  4. Sam says:

    As of 2010 Britney is the 3rd highest paid woman of 2010 and poor Christina has had a lot of bad things happen this year and last.Christina is a gifted singer and could be more of a success if she would drop the Marilyn M wannabe thing with the fake faces and laughs and just be herself.Britney has been keeping to herself and most artists think she’s nice and her sales show it.

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