Britney Spears’ ‘Joy Of Texts’

Sources tell The Glasgow Daily Record Britney Spears is being bombarded by text messages from a mystery man back home while in Glasgow on her UK tour. “Britney is constantly receiving and sending texts,” a source revealed. “She gets really excited when her phone bleeps a new message. I know she gets texts from her friends and family, but there’s someone she’s in touch with who’s obviously more than that. She’s like an excited teenager. God knows what they’re saying.”