Britney Spears’ New Message To The Fans

Britney Spears submitted a video message to her fans via X17 at a tanning salon in Bel Air on Friday (April 13) in a rather sarcastic tone, taking some shots at the media and her management.

“Hi. Yes first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can’t wait for all my stuff to come out I’m really really excited,” Britney said, before going into a sarcastic Valley Girl/southern mode stating: “And also I just want to say that I’m just really, really shocked how nice our world is, because it is just so nice like, oh my God, the other day I was sitting there, and I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it’s so true, like America, believe everything you read, because like you’re smart and I’m stupid, like for real, come on ya’ll. And then after that, I totally saw also on the USA Today, because always believe everything you read, it said I am drinking all the time, and it was like so right it was so true, I mean oh my God, it was so right. And like, my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab, so right, you know like I’m going to cry right now because the world is so nice. Like this lady told me she said ‘Britney go to the light and see Jesus, okay’ and I was like oh my God, I’m going to do it and I did and it happened, because our world is so nice!”

Watch it below the cut.