Early Christmas Wishes For The Stars and Once-Stars

Contributed by Madfan:

Every time I read the names of the following recording stars and once-stars on Popdirt, because they’re the ones I love to love, love to hate, simply love or once loved. Since Christmas is just around the corner, I’ve decided to declare a truce (read: I won’t say anything bad on those I hate and used to love until after Christmas) and make my Christmas wishes for the following:

*Madonna – that she’ll get rid of Mirwais and her association with Britney Spears, do melodic songs like she used to, stick to her mature, ideal mother image and act her age.

*Britney Spears – that she’ll get rid of her association with and her emulation of Madonna and be her own artist. Hope that she finally understands that artistic maturity means coming up with songs with melody, substance and social or spiritual depth, NOT sex. Hope she gets rid of her mother too and learn to stand on her own.

*Thalia – STOP emulating J.Lo, producing junk for K-Mart, singing in English, and wearing that stupid red string that makes you look like the -wanna-be that you were and are. START doing telenovelas, singing in Spanish again. Por pabor!

*Celine Dion – that she’ll put on weight. You’re beautiful when you actually have flesh in your face, you look OLD when you don’t. Keep up the good singing and the good songs, be it in French or English. You’re the best!

*Mandy Moore – stay the way you are!

*Christina Aguilera – two words of warning for you, honey: MARIAH CAREY.

*Mariah Carey – I wish….oh, why would I even waste my time? This one is just simply hopeless….

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11 thoughts on “Early Christmas Wishes For The Stars and Once-Stars

  1. leftofcenter says:

    Wow, it is just amazing the things that get posted here. The webmaster must be on crack.

  2. JustinaTimberQ says:

    My Christmas wish is that Stallion and Justina will finally get together. That would be the greatest gift of all.

  3. hellahooked says:

    Please shut up but I do agree that Britney should lose old Madonna and Mandy Moore should become interesting. Not stay the same way, cause she is boring.

  4. Cicero says:

    I sort of agree; but Mandy’s doing pretty well as an actress, I think.

  5. mikemc says:

    I really feel sad for Madfan, the fact that he/she has enough time to sit there and write these ridiculous and pointless essays putting successful celebrities down!!! EVERY statement that he/she makes has to involve Ms. Mariah Carey, a person he/she claims to hate and claims that no one cares about anymore, while he/she cannot make a simple declarative sentence without bringing her name up under EVERY post. You sit her and claim there is no hope for Mariah, while she is STILL making MULTI-PLATINUM albums, going on the most SUCCESSFUL tour of her career (financially and date-wise), in the BEST shape of her life, and having opportunity after opportunity handed to her for next year (upcoming London play, upcoming film “Sweet Science”, her new album, her own accessory line about to launch). So Madfan, while you continue to sit on your computer bad-mouthing one of the best female singers of all time, remember one thing, you still a nobody just sitting at your computer, while Mariah’s out there STILL making her MILLIONS every year!! Keep up the good work Madfan!

  6. tazzsgirl says:

    Dear Santa I wish for some talent. A mike that works (I don’t know why everybody thinks I lip-sync) that sore on my upper lip goes away (it showed up right after Madonna kissed me) oh yea make weebongo stop stalking me LUV, Britney

  7. weebongo says:

    Mariah’s Platinum Albums are a thing of the 90’s. Don’t hold your breath for them.

    Mariah doesn’t believe in Santa she believes in a Unicorn and instead of elves the Unicorn has lambs. She hopes that on Christmas the Unicorn will bring her career out of the toilet where it has been all decade. Mariah has become the biggest has-been in music. She has nothing but flop after flop. Mariah’s la la land of Unicorns with their lambs won’t save her from even more flops. This is one of the reasons she was put into a mental hospital, she thought the Unicorn would save her from Glitter. Even after the Glitter Bomb she still thinks her Unicorn will save her but her Remix album fared even worse. Mariah’s death dive will only continue. Maybe Mariah should go back to asking Butterflies and Rainbows to bring her career out of the grave.

  8. mikemc says:

    Keep talking about Mariah while your girls Madonna and Britney are BOTH flopping horrendously!!! Madonna can’t even get her albums in the Hot 100 anymore, and Britney’s new album is performing so BAD!!!! Sales are down everywhere, the albums been out for like 3 weeks and sales have plummeted over 80% within the past few weeks!

  9. JLOVER101 says:


  10. weebongo says:

    Britney has already sold 1 Million copies in 3 weeks. That makes Zone one of the biggest hit albums of the year. Mariah will never see that number again. She can’t even go Gold anymore. Her Remixes album won’t sell 100K. That’s a real horrendous Flop, the biggest Flop Album of the Year. All Madonna’s albums make the top 10 what are you talking about she can’t get her albums in the Hot 100 anymore. Name one that didn’t. You’re obviously not one of the sharpest tools in the shed. It looks like you have been talking to some Unicorns along with Mariah. You are almost as mental as she is. Not only are the lambs so incredibly stupid but they all need to be checked into a loony bin.

  11. FuturePast says:

    Madonna had a top ten hit last year with “die another day” at that point, she was 19 years in the business. It was for a bond theme, which Mariah seems to have been un-asked to do. Madonna sold out her last concert which took place in 2001, she was 18 years in the business. That concert sold out in the same day and people were buying ticket tickets at outrageous prices, for arenas, not theaters. She had 1 album that flopped, the other was an EP. And Britney’s album is #3. How is she flopping? She is the most searched on Lycos, the most hated as well as liked (so she is on peoples minds), and has oodles of media attention. Britney is more of an icon than Mariah, despite what you think about Britney’s voice or Mariah’s PAST sales record.

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