Explosion Of Federlines Is Taxing World Resources, Experts Fear

According to the satirical website the Borowitz Report, two days after announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that the singer’s husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate. In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a “looming Federline explosion” would put an even greater strain on the nation’s petroleum reserves, making it “imperative” that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once. Read more.

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