Is Jennifer Lopez’s Bum Better Than Kylie Minogue’s?

In today’s edition of The Mirror, Jonathan Ross argues Jennifer Lopez has a better bum, while Kevin O’Sullivan argues Kylie Minogue’s ass is tops. Said Ross: “It’s not enough just to have a large arse, though. It’s the way a big bottom blossoms out from a normal-size waist that’s so delightful. It’s the contrast that counts and that’s why J-Lo scores so big. She’s fairly slender on top and then she flares out into these luscious hindquarters.” O’Sullivan countered, “Give me Kylie’s bum any day of the week. Actually, it wouldn’t look right on me, so I’ll rephrase that. For me, the pert and shapely Minogue posterior beats J-Lo’s gargantuan edifice hands down.”

Jennifer Lopez’s Rep Calls British Tabloid Claims ‘Total Bunk’

February 28, 2003 – Jennifer’s spokeswoman shot down reports in the British tabloids that reportedly threw a fit when she was checked into the same suite she had once shared with Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs, that only $390-per-bottle Cristal champagne could be served to her and her staff, that the hotel staff was instructed to never address her directly, and to have sushi and chocolate cake available 24 hours a day. “Gee. Sushi and chocolate cake. Now that sounds like an appetizing combination,” said the spokeswoman. “This is all such total bunk. The British tabloid writers certainly do come up with creative stuff.”

It Was Kylie, Not Dannii At Justin’s Hotel Room

February 26, 2003 – News of the World reports *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake enjoyed a night of lust with Kylie Minogue and NOT her sister Dannii, who was just a decoy. “Gossips circulated the story about Dannii to try and throw reporters off the scent,” an insider said. “Basically everyone has been working overtime trying to cover Kylie’s tracks.” It was Kylie who stayed at Timberlake’s room at London’s Mandarin Oriental hotel after last Thursday’s Brit Awards from 3:53 am and stayed there until 6 am.

Kylie Minogue Shows Off Hard New Image

February 25, 2003 – The Mirror reports Kylie Minogue is showing off a hard new image for the cover of fashion magazine Pop, covering her breasts only with her hands in the shoot. “We wanted to create some images that show the real Kylie, more as she really is,” a spokesman for Pop said. “It’s Kylie as she is now – a strong confident woman who has been through a lot in her life and has found herself.”