Jackson Clan Provides Humor For Chris Rock’s Routine

Monday night’s crowd at the Theater at Madison Square Garden enjoyed watching Chris Rock joke about Janet Jackson’s breast-baring Super Bowl antics, as well as the child molestation charges facing her brother Michael Jackson. “They got to put a stop to it. They got to put a stop to it,” said of Janet’s stunt, “because somebody’s going to whip out their [penis] next.” As for the King of Pop, Rock wondered, “What’s with that family?” When Michael was accused last year of fondling another little boy 10 years after the first accusation, “It was like ‘Groundhog Day’,” Rock said. “We love so much, we let the first kid slide… That’s like another dead white girl showing up at O.J.’s house.”

Kilborn Picks It Wrong In The Office Pool

February 4, 2004 – Craig Kilborn joked about *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake exposing the breast of at the Super Bowl on Sunday during his Late Late Show monologue on Monday night. Kilborn said, “Last night thousands of people called CBS demanding apologies – and I’m not even on Sundays. Just my luck… in the office pool I had Janet taking off Justin’s bra.”

President Clinton Comments On Janet’s Breast Flash

February 4, 2004 – David Letterman joked again about exposing her breast with the help of *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl during his Late Show monologue on Tuesday night. Dave joked, “Everyone is still talking about the Super Bowl halftime show. People are upset, they’re accusing each other, they’re denying, no response from some – the FCC is going to investigate. And today President Bush formed the Department of Wardrobe Security. … President Bush slept through the halftime show – typical CBS viewer. … CBS is pleading ignorance over the stunt at the Super Bowl. Pleading ignorance. Why not? That’s what they do with this show. … They say it was a wardrobe malfunction. President Clinton heard that and said, ‘Why didn’t I think of that?'”

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