Janet Jackson’s Breast Signals Extended Winter

Jay Leno joked again about Janet Jackson exposing her breast with the help of *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night. Jay joked, “Earlier today, Janet Jackson’s breast came out and saw its shadow. Which means six more weeks of winter. … How many of you watched that half time show on Sunday – or as they’re calling it now America’s Cup. … You know who was really mad about this whole thing? President Bush. In fact today he accused Janet Jackson of having weapons of mass arousal. … I was shocked to hear this – Janet admitted today that yes the whole thing was a stunt and it was planned. (sarcastic tone) I thought it was a complete accident. … FCC Chairman Michael Powell said he gathered with his family to watch the show, but instead got a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. Or as we call that here at NBC, ‘Fear Factor.’ We do it every Monday! … CBS said they may bar Janet Jackson from the Grammys because of what happened at the Super Bowl. Isn’t that kind of tit for tat? … It was quite a show wasn’t it – there was a streaker, Janet Jackson’s breast was exposed and Kid Rock wore an American flag as a poncho. I was surprised that John Ashcroft’s head didn’t explode during that thing. … CBS said today that’s why they put that ‘X-X-X’ in the title. That’s not Roman numerals, it’s the rating!”

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