Us Weekly has details on why Jennifer Lopez backed out the the opportunity of performing with Britney Spears and Madonna at the MTV Video Music Awards last week, after having a meeting with the pair on August 16th. An insider said, “Jennifer didn’t want to be in a goofy wedding dress two weeks before her wedding.” The other reason? J.Lo “didn’t like the concept. Jennifer Lopez is no longer a backup dancer!”
Ben And J.Lo To Write Their Own Vows
September 6, 2003 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Some good news, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are getting married September 14th. Very happy for them. [Applause] They’re going to write their own vows. Yeah. See, since ‘Gigli’, they don’t trust writers anymore.”
Jen And Ben Aim To Deflate Paparazzi Big Money Hopes
September 5, 2003 – Us Weekly’s Ken Baker tells Access Hollywood he expects Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to deflate the photo frenzy for their upcoming wedding, reportedly occurring next weekend, by copying Paul McCartney’s wedding day. “I have spoken to people who are close Ben and Jen and they tell me that their model for their wedding is going to be Paul McCartney with his last wedding,” revealed Baker. “He just came out before the wedding and said, ‘We are getting married, take pictures of us, we are going to release photos and everyone can just chill out.'”
Jennifer Lopez Dumps Pals For Marital Advice
September 5, 2003 – The National Enquirer reports Jennifer got upset with a couple of friends of hers when they questioned her plans to marry Ben Affleck. The singer and actress told them to lose her number and never call her again.
Ben And Jen Wedding Bigger Than Their Box Office
September 5, 2003 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “MSNBC is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are getting married on September 14th. As you know, she has never been married in September before. Big wedding. 400 guests. That’s twice as many people saw the movie ‘Gigli’.”
Britney & Madonna Kiss To Be Renamed ‘Freedom Kiss’?
September 5, 2003 – Andy Borowitz was on CNN’s American Morning this morning and joked about the current diplomatic tensions between the U.S. and France. “Well, I think we’re making nice with Europe,” Borowitz said. “I mean, this week Rumsfeld gave France credit for the kiss that Britney Spears gave Madonna, and I thought that was a big step.” Host Bill Hemmer responded, “Oh yes, they’re going to rename that, I think, maybe the freedom kiss?”