Jessica Simpson Would Blow Off A Cheating Nick Lachey’s Penis

The New York Daily News reports that during tonight’s episode of Last Call with Carson Daly, says she’d use a shotgun on the penis of her husband of if she ever caught him cheating. “Without a doubt, I would blow it off,” she said.

Lachey responded via telephone link in response: “All I have to say is that if it does, in fact, get blown off, I’d like to replace it with a slightly larger model.”

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5 thoughts on “Jessica Simpson Would Blow Off A Cheating Nick Lachey’s Penis

  1. weebongo says:

    If she did do it I wonder if it would be an easy target.

  2. justincaseyestwo says:

    weebongo, think of who you’re talking about. She’d miss no matter how big the target. Probably shoot her foot off. Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz – perfect examples of the ditzy blondes. You could make up blond jokes for years just on these three alone. I’ll bet every blond with a brain (and there are lots) cringes everytime one of these three opens their mouth.

  3. weebongo says:

    She might be a ditz but I bet she can shoot a gun real well. She grew up in Texas. Anna’s allot dumber than Jess (also from the same area of Texas) and she’s great at shooting guns, she does it all the time on her reality show.

  4. justincaseyestwo says:

    Now why would growing up in Texas make you real good at shooting a gun???? I know a number of people from Texas and they don’t even know how to hold a gun. I’m not being sarcastic. I really want to know.

  5. liya492 says:

    for a minister girl what a great thing to say!

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