Jessica Simpson’s Kidney Infection Cause By Too Much Sex

Star magazine reports that Jessica Simpson’s recent health problems were not because of a pregnancy, she really has a kidney infection. She told pals that it developed from a urinary tract infection cause by “too much sex with hubby Nick.” As for pregnancy plans, a source said that “Jess and Nick do not want a baby right now. Their lives are too hectic, their schedules too full.” But they’re “looking forward to having kids” in the future.

Jessica Simpson Slams Housewives As ‘Unsexy’

July 5, 2004 – Irish Examiner reports that as a wife to 98 Degrees star Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson insists sex appeal is more important than an ability to cook and clean. “I’m just not a domesticated kind of girl,” the ‘Newlyweds’ star explained. “I’ve never used an iron or washing machine. I consider myself a good wife, but life’s too short to cook when you can go out to eat or order takeouts. Who cares if you know how to make a pot roast? It wasn’t my cooking that made my husband want to marry me. Men don’t find a piece of pie sexy, do they?”

Jessica Simpson Saves A Village

July 4, 2004 – Us Weekly reports that Jessica Simpson has sparked an economic boomlet in the tiny Argentine village of Florencio Varela after wearing shawls by local designer Cecilia De Bucourt. “My business has grown like crazy,” she explained. “I can’t keep up with demand!” De Bucourt met with Simpson in May at Radio City Music Hall, when she started to wear the $200 crocheted, hand dyed knits, which cost around $200 each. De Bucourt’s work staff has jumped from eight to thirty, and has raised the village’s standard of living. “The kids in her village can eat, and they can go to schools that they couldn’t go to,” Jessica’s mother Tina revealed. “She changed this village.” Check out the shawls online at

Why Jessica Simpson’s A Success

July 1, 2004 – What makes ‘Newlyweds’ star and chart-topping singer Jessica Simpson so successful? “Jessica is successful because she’s herself; she has nothing to hide,” Simpson’s mother Tina tells Star magazine. “Jessica connects with people because everyone sees a bit of themselves in her.” Jessica agreed, adding “What’s given me success is that I’m such an open person… I just always want to be who I am.”

Jessica Who?

June 30, 2004 – Globe magazine reports that while Meryl Streep was at a gas station in Los Angeles, Jessica Simpson walked up and introduced herself, claiming the actress was her idol and how much she loved her films. Meryl was gracious, but admitted to the ‘Newlyweds’ star that she couldn’t return the compliment because she was unfamiliar with her work. She told Jess, “But I’m sure my kids know who you are.”

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4 thoughts on “Jessica Simpson’s Kidney Infection Cause By Too Much Sex

  1. SJ says:

    Jessica seemed to always want to have sex on the ‘Newlyweds’. That’s great. Go Jessica! Hope everything turns out well for her.

  2. PandaBear2003 says:

    If she TRULY had a kidney infection then 1) WHY was she seen SHOPPING hours before going to the hospital in RI and 2) SO MUCH better three days later? Kidney infections you are in SEVERE PAIN for a week if not longer that you cannot stand up and walk around. I am NOT saying she’s pregnant, I am saying she’s a LIAR.

  3. pl says:

    wow I guess we need to update our blogging, now that he and hubby Nick are divorced and dating other people.

  4. pl says:

    ROFL whoops I meant SHE and hubby Nick. I’m such a dope.

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