J.Lo Digitally Extracted From ‘Jersey Girl’ In Favor Of Nemo

According to the Borrowitz Report, Miramax Pictures, producers of the upcoming film ‘Jersey Girl’ starring Ben Affleck and , confirmed today that J.Lo was being “digitally extracted” from the film and replaced by Nemo, the animated fish from this summer’s blockbuster ‘Finding Nemo.’ Spokeswoman Helen Lessick explained, “This has nothing to do with ‘Gigli’ and everything to do with the fabulous chemistry between Ben and Nemo.”

Kevin Smith Disputes New York Times Article

August 13, 2003 – ‘Jersey Girl’ director Kevin Smith is going after the New York Times. In the wake of the ‘Gigli’ fiasco, the paper ran an article saying that Jennifer Lopez’s role in ‘Jersey Girl’ is being minimized. “Believe it or not, I’m not a crybaby in real life,” Smith writes. “But if you don’t try to correct sh** like this right away, fiction becomes fact faster than a ‘Gigli’ box office run.” Read more.

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez Labor Over Wedding Date

August 12, 2003 – The Boston Herald reports Ben will be back home in Boston on August 22nd to throw out the first pitch at the Red Sox vs. Seattle Mariners baseball game, and they expect Jennifer to be joining him. The paper also is speculating about a Labor Day weekend marriage.

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8 thoughts on “J.Lo Digitally Extracted From ‘Jersey Girl’ In Favor Of Nemo

  1. babet says:

    WTF????????? this better not be what I think I’m thinking…. oh god this is so absurd.

  2. JustaKidfromMiddleAmerica says:

    lol, it’s a joke! It’s in the jokes and humor section.

  3. MariahsMan says:

    Geez… Can people just accept the fact the movie flopped and stop talking about it! Why is it when movies flop…people go on and on and ON about them!?

  4. weebongo says:

    Mariah is still being haunted by Glitter and probably will be for the rest of her career. It’s been a few years now since that movie came out and people continue to make fun of her for it. The Glitter jokes may never end. Jlo could face the same situation except she has a music career to fall back on while Mariah’s has been dead ever since that bomb of a movie came out. When was the last time Mariah had a hit single of her own.

  5. YogiBear says:

    Very funny stuff… That “nemo” movie has grossed over $300 million already.

    Mariah had a top 3 hit with Busta in “I know what you want”…she’s still in the game…

  6. Loverboy says:

    J Ho has a music career to fall back on? Are you kidding me?

  7. weebongo says:

    That song with Busta was his song, she just was featured in it and all she did was whisper. She can’t even sing any more. JLo may not have a good voice but her songs are hits so she does have a musical career to fall back on.

  8. MariahsMan says:

    I don’t think Mariah will be “haunted” by Glitter forever. I don’t even think she’s “haunted” by it now! Whether Mariah’s music is hot at the moment or not…doesn’t matter! She’s still one of the most talented and successful females in the business, and J Lo will never achieve such status. Maybe one day the world will go back to the way it was…when REAL SINGING was appreciated. It’s a shame talented voices like Mariah, Christina, and Kelly are overlooked for people like J Lo.

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