John Mayer’s Meat Curing Room Exposed

Among John Mayer’s Wednesday messages to his Twitter followers (@johncmayer):

You know you’ve had a great day when you don’t want to sleep because you’re too excited to go to black.

Interviews with Seacrest are like flooring it in a golf cart: you’re not going fast enough to do any real damage, but you still hold tight.

Bob, I didn’t think to ask you not to show the meat curing room because I assumed you’d have common sense. Is nothing sacred?