Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “According to National Geographic for Kids, the number-one thing kids want to be – you know what it is? The number-one thing kids want to be. Spies. Kids want to be spies. Oh, more bad news for Michael Jackson.”
Michael Jackson Gets Free Help From Will.I.Am
February 17, 2007 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com reports Michael’s financial situation is such that he’s getting free assistance on his comeback album from will.i.am. The Black Eyed Peas rapper/producer has been constructing tracks for the King of Pop to hear. “Michael gets them, and adds his thing to them,” a source revealed. “But it’s Will who’s doing the writing.” Read more.
Jackson Missing NBA All-Star Game
February 17, 2007 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “NBA All-Star Game, of course, is this week. And a lot of celebrities are gonna be there. Yeah, and this is true – Michael Jackson is reportedly upset because he was unable to get tickets to the NBA All-Star Game. He’s mad. Yeah. However, Michael felt better about missing the game after someone explained to him that Jason Kidd is actually a grown man.”
Michael Jackson’s NBA All-Star Ticket Hopes Dashed
February 15, 2007 – The New York Post reports Michael was unable to obtain courtside seats to Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game in Las Vegas, where he’s been living lately. The singer waited too long to secure the pricey seats, which were already promised to Jack Nicholson, Christina Aguilera, Jay-Z, Diddy, Nelly and Adam Sandler. “The tickets he wants are not available at this time,” the tipster revealed.
Teddy Bears For Sex
February 15, 2007 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Have you seen these ads for the Vermont Teddy Bear? ‘I’m the love bandit!’ Well, they imply that guys will get lucky on Valentine’s Day if they order a teddy bear for their wife or their girlfriend. Actually, that’s not a new idea, giving teddy bears for sex. That originally started with Michael Jackson. He was the first.”